you’re such a b**** (bagel)
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
OH MY GOD
Give me those titties momther
The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
Listening to Christmas music in September. Boy, have I hit an all time low.
so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…
and on that day humanity received a grim reminder
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.
My library has become tumblr