crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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alisonwonderland1951:

No one likes you, Foxy.

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

lamelohan:

mom: your room is dirty

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5sos reading the fan fiction about themselves.
Calum: actually this is all fucking spot on i like it i'm gonna read this stuff
Michael: ok i am either a cuddly kitten or mad as fuck and mysterious and cocky there is no in-between here what is going on
Luke: alright so the piercing isn't going anywhere anytime soon as in never
Ashton: daddy ash? thats so cute their writing about me as a dad aweh *opens imagine and reads*
Calum:
Michael:
Luke:
Ashton: they didn't mean me as a father nope alright thats enough for today

coldas-cactuses:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

I think he’s getting better with age. Good for him, honestly.

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

thatfunnyblog:

Pura verdad

thatfunnyblog:

Pura verdad

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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